'Tis Xmas time Again

Ah... the Holiday season. While normal American people go to family gatherings, have pretty trees and christmas cookies and eggnog to look forward to and cute stuffings hanging atop a fireplace, what do we have going on... yes my friends, my family engages in the annual Persian tradition of invading... where else... Sin City. That's right. While the rest of the world rejoices in family times, maybe even some carolling, we go to Las Vegas where I get to play arcades all day long with the 13 year old twins and once again see the same shit i see every freakin year and eat at the same buffet every year and while my parents go off and enjoy the stupid slot machines and maybe endulge in a Googoosh the Persian Diva concert over at the Caesar's. At least the other kids my age go drop E at some stupid techno party they always throw for the younger crowd but I, being the cooler older brother, instead simply go down to the arcade and engage in my tenth game of Street Fighter. Such is the greatness of being Irooni.