Rectals

Word is that rectal exams are taught to us by a professional whose life-living is made by going around the country teaching med students how to do rectal exams and he demonstrates and has everyone practice on him. imagine, he gets 122 fingers digging into his ass, feeling his flexors and prostate for three straight hours. apparently, last year, he got into so much pain by the end that other classmates had to hold his asshole open as their peers poked around.
best part: the day before, he had done the whole thing at a school in philly.
just the thought of it makes me contract my external anal sphincter muscle.