don't touch my honey

My night at the ER:

drunk >220 pound patient We're trying to get him to calm down and he swings at the nurses. Finally, we resort to constraining him so we can treat him. He then mutters:
"I'm going to get you... I'm gonna kick yo' ass."

Dr : "no you're not"

Patient: "Yeah I will, I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR MONEY, AND THEN, THEN, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR HONEY!"

Dr : "You might get my money, but you ain't never touching my honey!"

I think the Dr is a cool guy... after all, he does have a really good sense of humor.