Got the Job

Looks Like I'm going home for three weeks this summer. Yes!!!! I'm gonna be the medical coordinator. i'm sure it's gonna be a great time.

Rectals

Word is that rectal exams are taught to us by a professional whose life-living is made by going around the country teaching med students how to do rectal exams and he demonstrates and has everyone practice on him. imagine, he gets 122 fingers digging into his ass, feeling his flexors and prostate for three straight hours. apparently, last year, he got into so much pain by the end that other classmates had to hold his asshole open as their peers poked around.
best part: the day before, he had done the whole thing at a school in philly.
just the thought of it makes me contract my external anal sphincter muscle.

print shirts

so it was the third day of med school when this gir wearing small tight shorts, and lots of make up walks into class late and walks straight across the lecture hall in front of everyone to pick up some notes from the table at the front. as she passes the teacher, we all see the t-shirt: "i'm a SLUT (huge letters across the bosom area), just ask your man"
wow, we thought.
from then on, everyone remembered that girl for her shirt.

i recently saw another such shirt on a random girl around campus:
"not everything is flat in kansas" it said, over a picture of the Kansas map, right across her chest. it would have been hot if she were ten pounds lighter, but apparently her chest isn't the only thing that's not flat on her.

Guys are diving into this craze too. Some CREW members are running around with shirts that say: "Carpetbaggers: we lay them down and nail 'em"
and my favorite:
"don't forget to pet the one-eyed rabbit" with an accompanying picture of a one-eyed rabbit (no, the animal). so much for professionalism at our professional school.