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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Vernacular 101

I've noticed as I get older, I like the stupider music out on the hip hop radio. folks like Brook Valentine and Fat Joe are slowly making me talk more stupidly. Here are some of the favorite recurring themes:

1. Money ain't a thing:
just cause we're rich now doesn't mean we're no longer ghetto or gangster

2. We walk around the metal detectors:
Brooke Valentine repeatedly makes this statement letting us know true thugs don't obey normal laws and carry their guns into clubs. great.

3. We still walkin around metal detectors:
love that Valentine girl

4. Gangsters don't dance, they boogie:
Need I explain?

5. Ice:
means diamonds, and lots of it.

6. Benzo, Lexo
The cars the rappers like to sing most about.

7. Shorty:
apparently, this is the new word for Beeatch

8. Skeet:
apparently, this word somehow refers to orgasms

9. Dime:
Means a 10 out of 10, as in a hot girl.

10. Drop it like it's hot:
means you can get down and stick your ass up doggy style. good stuff, I tried it out at the last On Broadway trip. great... just as long as no one calls me shorty.

11. I put it dowwnn:
means i paid the stripper her damn tip so she better start gettin naked!

No worries: As I learn more, I'll update this post.

Friday, December 23, 2005

'Tis Xmas time Again

Ah... the Holiday season. While normal American people go to family gatherings, have pretty trees and christmas cookies and eggnog to look forward to and cute stuffings hanging atop a fireplace, what do we have going on... yes my friends, my family engages in the annual Persian tradition of invading... where else... Sin City. That's right. While the rest of the world rejoices in family times, maybe even some carolling, we go to Las Vegas where I get to play arcades all day long with the 13 year old twins and once again see the same shit i see every freakin year and eat at the same buffet every year and while my parents go off and enjoy the stupid slot machines and maybe endulge in a Googoosh the Persian Diva concert over at the Caesar's. At least the other kids my age go drop E at some stupid techno party they always throw for the younger crowd but I, being the cooler older brother, instead simply go down to the arcade and engage in my tenth game of Street Fighter. Such is the greatness of being Irooni.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Nice Home

remind you of another, hmm... mansion

Blast from the Past

After at least five years, I finally returned here: the place of ultimate childhood bliss: Chuck E Cheese. I last entered this Chuck E Cheese for my little brother and sister's bday about 7 years ago. I used to love this place as a kid and this year, went back for my cousin's baby's fourth birthday.

Here are some of the highlights:
The Ninja Turtle game is still there, the same: remember the foot soldiers? the shredder and the immitation shredders in the game, the evil brain guy who was in a glass bowl? the rhinos? it's all there. so great. oh and let's not forget april o'neil.

The Jurassic Park game: still there.

The same shitty pizza: still there

Some of the Negatives:
Air hockey table: now gone.
The singing Chuck E band / statues: now gone and replaced by TV's showing some fancy shamnzy cartoon: Boo!
Chucky running around the place: i didn't see the damn fella once!

anyways, I hope chuck e cheese gets its act together and stops changing for the worse.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

What I learned while studying for epi today

1: drinking is good for health:
if you drink moderately (4-7 times a week but never binge, 1 drink a day for women, 2 for men), raises HDL and decreases blood pressure. good stuff.
Reasons: fibrinolysis (related to strokes/clotting), insulin sensitivity (even obese people benefit) etc., and HDL level.
Half the protection of alcohol against heart problems is due to HDL.
Of all drinks, wine is the best, beer the worst, though prospective studies found no difference among the drinks probably due to selectin bias: people in the latter study were more responsible drinkers. Drinking wine with MEAL is even better.
ALCOHOL has no effect on mortality though in the overall population because if you just look at drinking (vs responsible drinking) you'd see 10% of population consumes half of ALL alcohol and when you have too much alcohol, you are prone to cirrhosis and some cancers and hypertension, all which cancel out any life-expectancy benefits the alcohol might have given you.
alcohol doesn't affect young men and women or women <50 because they area already low risk for heart disease and the other stuff anyways.
women need to drink less because they are smaller, have more fat, and different alcohol enzyme metabolism levels.

2.) Lots of people have psych issues:
Depression is 30% heritable. There is a genetic component: people who are homozygous for short serotonin receptors have increased activation in amygdala (which happens normally during fear response).
The environmental components were even strongher though. so they did some studies:
if you do have the depression gene and you were abused/mistereated as a child: you were VERY high risk for depression as adults.
If you don't have the gene at all (homozygous long receptor) and you were maltreated as a child, you are actually protected against depression: go figure.
If you do have the gene but had a happy childhood, you're at no incrased risk.
Point being: don't abuse your kids or they'll grow up depressed.
People with physical disabilities/illness esp likely to get depression
16% of people will have depression at least once in life. (lifetime prevalence).
80% of these will be severe to very severe depressions lasting on average 4 months.

Post traumatic stress disorders: due to assault, violence, injury, death of loved one, or learning about trauma to others. 6% lifetime prevalence. higher in native americans and cambodian refugees by at least twice as much. you keep reliving the horrible experience/have nightmares causeeing depression and anxiety.

Mental issues more likely in women than men (quel surprise!)
in US, social phobia is the most prevalent mental problem, Obsessive compulsive disoreder is the least.
18% of people have anxiety disorder, about double that of mood disorders (like depression, bipolar)
Anxiety and depression overlap in diagnosis because diagnosis based on symptoms not pathophysiology because we still don't know enough about the diseases.

ok... I think i'm ready for the stupid final, wait there's two more lectures. damn it.

I love San Francisco

Probably the best commercial i've ever seen, makes me sad I no longer live in the city, i think it's shot in outer sunset (can see ocean over hills). the song's pretty rad too.
http://www.bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviaextcommhigh.html

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I'm 24!

it's 3:30 am on my birthday. i'm finally 24. just got back from anatomy lab and learning the cranial nerves. i entered med school thinking i'd get through confident and all and now i'm just praying i get the 65 i need to pass anatomy on monday. whatever happened? procrastination? burnout? i don't know... but damn it, it's my birthday and i'm gonna treat me to some sleep!